1.Can you determine the word that this verse describes?
My first is in fish but not in snail
My second in rabbit but not in tail
My third in up but not in down
My fourth in tiara but not in crown
My fifth in tree you plainly see
My whole a food for you and me
Answer: fruit.
2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?Answer: It has to be Johnny. He's the third child!
3. You show up for Monday's class and find that it's been postponed. It will be held three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day should you show up?
Answer: Friday
4. Two people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?
Answer: The people are husband and wife, both blind since birth.
5. What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
Answer: The shadow of an elephant.